Ireland hire Michael Flatley to “rediscover” Irish Haka

Irish Dance on Flickr - Photo Sharing!Since Jake White has decided that the Boks need a “Zulu Haka” to motivate his side during the World Cup, Eddie O’Sullivan has allegedly decided that this would disadvantage the Irish team so he has commissioned Michael Flatley to “rediscover” an Irish haka. Worryingly, initial reports from inside Flatley’s camp seem to point towards hairy woolen kilts and a few high kicks that display the twig and giggleberries to the opposition. Flatley claims that the pale Irish skin disturbs people with a more exotic pallor. The IRFU are currently trying to come up with quick change method for the players to remove the kilts and get their shorts on in less than one minute so that the tv schedule is not disturbed. Apparently England, France and the USA will also unveil traditional war dances at the RWC with the Morris Dance, Can-Can and The Robot being the respective favorites. Image uploaded with Skitch!

BBC SPORT | Rugby Union | Springboks aim to unveil own haka

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